Detective J.T. Musclesteel always gets his man. Or his lady, because ladies can be criminals too. It's called equality, look it up. Anyway, now you can join Musclesteel as he faces his most mysterious mystery-crime-murder-case ever and races against the clock (it is a cuckoo clock) to bring justice to a world of unjustice. Is it unjustice or injustice? I can't remember. Non-justice? Anyway, buy a copy of the book and read it and then buy a second copy because you liked the first one so much. It's that good.

- Fred the Monkey, world-famous author